Tiffany's Is Selling "Ordinary" Objects This Christmas, Like a $9,000 Ball


Tiffany's just decided to branch out from selling moderately overpriced jewelry to sell insanely overpriced, quote, "ordinary objects."  Here are some examples . . .



1.  A $350 sterling silver bendy straw.


2.  A $1,000 empty tin can.


3.  A $425 silver protractor.


4.  A $650 pair of ping pong paddles.


5.  A $10,000 fake silver bird's nest with three blue porcelain eggs.


6.  A $1,950 flask shaped like a fish.


7.  A $1,500 set of 10 Lego pieces.


8.  And maybe worst of all, a $9,000 ball of silver yarn.

And Samuel Adams just announced a special craft beer called Utopias.  It's 56 PROOF . . . a bottle costs $199 . . . and it's ILLEGAL in 12 states because of its alcohol content.  It will go on sale early next month.





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